And YOU must be the Monopoly Guy....Thanks for the Free parking.

Well Well Well, its been quite some time since I wrote in here, so lets catch everything up to date. Where to start?

Lets start Trader Joe's. OHHHH Trader Joe's, this place is making me want to punch an old person in the nose. People are so god damn rude. They walk their hippie asses up in my store, and expect that because I'm working there I must have messed up some where down the line, therefore I am expected to kiss their shoes and keep a smile on my face?!
News flash, I am : A. Not that nice B. Not that Patient and C. Up to my ears with their bitching and moaning.
so take these three points and put them into play. I have lost it on more customers in the past 3 weeks than I have in the past 3 years. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. These people are so arrogant. To make this Disney Dream come to life, I'll give you a couple play-by-play examples.
1) It was 9 o'clock aka CLOSING time, I was just coming back from my lunch. I parked my car and started heading towards the side door (the door we let customers out of). Soo I'm walking and I see this big black woman heading towards that door. (Now please, before we continue, I'm not racist. "I'm juss sayin") anyways, people always try to sneak in through that door after closing. So I saw her go for it, and I NICELY said "Miss I'm sorry but we're closed" This bitch turns PUTS HER HAND IN MY FACE, AND GOES "SHHH" Oh dear Lord, the fires of HELL were coming out my ears. I went "Who the HELL do you think you are?!" That was the spark of a very "Fiestey Katie Night"...these f'ing people.

2) Incident numero dose. We have this one, well if I can even call him this, but a gentleman, who EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN TIME he comes into our store, he claims he bought 2 things of organic strawberries and they went bad. When you ask him, "Do you have the receipt or did you bring the old ones in?" He says no. He has been doing this for years. And what do we do!?!?!?!?!? Oh we just give him new ones. Did we have a contest for "Free Strawberries For Life" that I didn't know about?! I don't think so. So dude comes into TJ's last night, I see him, I tell all the bosses, and I let all the part timers know, "If this dude comes through your line and has 2 things of strawberries, call management. So what happens?! oh he comes through the store, goes to the register, shows the cashier his SHIT she calls a boss, and my f'ing boss OK'S it. So its official, I give up. I hope he comes in and has made a bomb with all the strawberries he's been stealing and blows the place up.

3) The last one, which was difficult to pick out considering that there are so many instances where I want someone to come up and just end it all, I think this particular BITCH takes the cake. This asian woman (once again, not racist, but hey if the shoe fits....) comes through my line. First of all, when I ask you the f'ing "How are you doing?" question...just freaking answer it, you know I dont care, but shit, humor me. So I ask her and she gives me a smile that in every other conversation would suggest that she either had gas or really needed to use the restroom. So I'm already pissed. So I go through the transaction, moving as quickly as possible before I jump over my register at the woman who is now rifling though the things on my side of the register, and not bagging her own shit. anyways. So the transaction is almost done, I finished bagging her stuff in the bags she brought. and I hand her a receipt. Now for those of you who dont know, trader joes has an ongoing contest where if you Bring your own bags, you can fill out a raffle ticket and be entered in a contest for a $25 gift card. So this woman takes her receipt and just holds her hand out.....(another pet peive. ask using words, not gestures) so I ask "What?" she goes.. "Raffle tickets" ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jessssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssss h. I give her a ticket and continue on to my other customers...She then interupts me and goes, dont I get 4? one for each bag? I said no, she continues to bitch saying "well at the other store they give me one for each bag." To which I replied..."We're not the other store, you have a great day." stupid stupid STUPID cunt.

So enough with the negative energy. I love everything else. Live 105 rules, friends rule, boyfriend rules (most of the time) END!