Why Is It Your Job To Annoy Me????

So since lately I am finding myself with all sorts of pent up aggression about things that are just annoying the living hell out of me, I figured I'd dedicate a blog to my "bitching"....so here we effing go.

(keep in mind these are in NO particular order.)

1) People who protest. Really? Do you REALLY think that you causing a fucking scene in the middle of the day when people have....oh you know....what are those things called?? oh right...JOBS to get too, while you stand there smelling like you haven't ever even heard of a shower holding your sweet little piece of cardboard attached to a 2 by 4. You make me want to throw up all over a pair of brand new shoes.

2) People who decide to cut across 20 lanes, 2 seconds before they are supposed to get off the exit. Do you even look at the road when your driving? Or is it the thrill of almost killing several people while your idiot ass crosses lanes because you were too busy touching yourself and forgot to look where the fuck you were going. Learn how to drive or die... matter of fact, whether you learn how to drive or not, die regardless.

3) People who beg me for money when I am on the phone. Ok for starters, whether I'm on the phone or not, lets get one thing straight. Unless you are: a. Mentally retarded b. HONESTLY lost everything in a tragic event or c. Physically challenged in some way...I feel no sorrow for you if you are homeless, and if I'm on the phone, I'm sure as hell not going to be like "oh hey mom this homeless crack head is inturupting our conversation because he needs money, so can you hang on a sec while I hand over some of my paycheck so this worthless ass hole can use my money that I worked for to contribute to the scum of America??" . Get up off your ass, put the bottle of whatever your drinking or whatever pills your popping down, and get a fucking job.

4) People who give me attitude and try to blame it on the fact that they are having a bad day. 3 words....I....Don't....Care. If you are having a bad day, and you piss me off because you are rude for no reason, I'm going to make your day worse...I promise.

5) Guys who call girls "Shawty"....seriously. You sound like a fucking moron when you say it. Save yourself and spare the rest of the world and just stop talking.

6) Fastrak--def. A electric devise that allows you to pay bridge tolls with a creditcard so you DONT HAVE TO STOP ON THE GOD DAMN BRIDGE. When I am driving to the toll, I know I have a fastrak, I know that I can drive through there going 45 and that little thing will beep and say Valid ETC and that everything is fine. But unfortunately not everyone who owns a fastrak has this knowledge. For some reason, which will forever remain a mystery, some people feel that their little fastrak needs them to drive 2 mph through the toll, then requires a short stop after the fact, just to make sure it worked....I hope someone rear ends the shit out of the next person who does that.

7) People who strike up a political debate out of left field. for example *true story*... "Hey where did these donuts come from?" --"Oh, I brought them, sprinkled with some Republican Love!!" (obviously a joke)--"So are you honestly happy with the way George Bush is doing his job??? and Do you really think Mcain can be Pres??"......Really? For Reals? *and by the way this particular person took the donut....bastard....* Yes I think Bush is doing a great job considering all the shit that has been thrown his way, he is a man who has overcome an addiction, protected a country through a terrorist attack which was one of the biggest ones this country has faced, and he still manages to keep his head high and his sense of humor. Love him!!! And about Mcain, Yes I think he will be great. Better than Osama...Ollama....Obama....The black guy who wants change...quarters, nickels, dimes, anything will do...

8) Tree sitters. I hope the biggest earthquake ever hits ONLY THE TREES WITH PEOPLE IN THEM and that the earth forms a crack under your tree, and you all fall in and die in the fire pit of the center of the earth. You're useless. People in Berkeley...in the trees....You do realize you have been up there for a YEAR AND A HALF right? Are you that retarded. Drive North, theres a forest there....go get lost in it and never come back.

just as an 8.5) Lets add all of Berkeley, CA and Everyone in it to this list.

9) White guys who think you're black. Look in a mirror. You look like a bunch of idiots...and when you guys try to fight eachother its pretty much a tard fight. Just stop, accept the fact that you are white, act like it, and stop embarassing yourselves.

10) People who say like, like every other, like word. Like oh my god its so like....effing annoying. Die. Learn how to speak proper english. Your verbal pause consisting of the word "like" and how much you use it is making me want to put cement in my ears so I never have to hear you again.

11) These people, *cough cough liberals cough* who want the access of Welfare to be EASIER. Excuse me, but last time I checked, half the people who pulled food stamps out to pay with them at my job, pulled them out of a designer purse and bought cookies with that money. And when you ask me what I think about the wellfare system, before you immediately think I'm a heartless bitch, take a moment to think...just picture it. * A big fat ass woman, 4 kids, a Juicy Couture Jacket, Coach Purse and Matching Wallet, purchasing cookies, icecream, pudding, some frozen chicken, and some chocolate covered peanuts. and to pay...she pulls out a foodstamp card...guess what...THOSE ARE YOUR TAX DOLLARS PAYING FOR THIS BITCHES OBESITY AND UNNESSICARILY LARGE AMMOUNT OF CHILDREN. Great cause. I hope she gets eaten by a grizzly bear. And all you people who feel that you want to give away money to people like this, go right ahead, but I'm not going to agree with the fact it should be easier, you oblivious douche bags.

The end.

Mc Donald's Iced Coffee...Ba Da Da Da Daaaa, I'm Lovin it.

Today has been a "hey I didn't do jack shit" kind of a day.

Yesterday was fun. I woke up, picked up my portfolio, stopped by the studio to get my letter, give Wood his $10, and get Sarah to introduce her to the amazing taste of togos. yummmm.

After that I went home and just hung out. Then I got ready and got all dressed up to go to brittneys birthday party. All the girls were looking hott!!! It was a lot of fun! I got shittttt faced and ended up drinking wayy too much, smokinggg too much *cigs*, and just being f**ked up for a good 5 hours. I then came home and went to sleep.

Today I havn't done anything. I woke up at 115.... ruled. Now i'm just stitting around thinking about random things. Let me elaborate.

> Why the hell are these people who made a dumbass youtube video on VH1 right now? Why are they famous. I could put a crazy hat on and sing and twirl around in a tutu and put it up on the web and get famous??? really?!?! crazy. Stupid morons.

>Why does AllState Auto Insurance insist on playing 3 or 4 commercials in a row?? I can never just see 1 commercial, there always has to be like 2 or 3 more to follow.

>I love the song, and I love the music video but why is Katy Perry like 9 feet tall?? weird....

>I never realized how big of a nerd the "numa numa" boy is...

>Why does every one think Brooke Hogan is so hot?? Her face is like a box.

>Hulk Hogan is my favorite person ever, he reminds me of my dad.

>I love my doggies, I wanna a "Chipoodle" they are so cute!!!!!

>I want to move out. but not hella far away.

Thats about all I'm thinking of. Thats about all I need to type up.

And YOU must be the Monopoly Guy....Thanks for the Free parking.

Well Well Well, its been quite some time since I wrote in here, so lets catch everything up to date. Where to start?

Lets start Trader Joe's. OHHHH Trader Joe's, this place is making me want to punch an old person in the nose. People are so god damn rude. They walk their hippie asses up in my store, and expect that because I'm working there I must have messed up some where down the line, therefore I am expected to kiss their shoes and keep a smile on my face?!
News flash, I am : A. Not that nice B. Not that Patient and C. Up to my ears with their bitching and moaning.
so take these three points and put them into play. I have lost it on more customers in the past 3 weeks than I have in the past 3 years. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. These people are so arrogant. To make this Disney Dream come to life, I'll give you a couple play-by-play examples.
1) It was 9 o'clock aka CLOSING time, I was just coming back from my lunch. I parked my car and started heading towards the side door (the door we let customers out of). Soo I'm walking and I see this big black woman heading towards that door. (Now please, before we continue, I'm not racist. "I'm juss sayin") anyways, people always try to sneak in through that door after closing. So I saw her go for it, and I NICELY said "Miss I'm sorry but we're closed" This bitch turns PUTS HER HAND IN MY FACE, AND GOES "SHHH" Oh dear Lord, the fires of HELL were coming out my ears. I went "Who the HELL do you think you are?!" That was the spark of a very "Fiestey Katie Night"...these f'ing people.

2) Incident numero dose. We have this one, well if I can even call him this, but a gentleman, who EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN TIME he comes into our store, he claims he bought 2 things of organic strawberries and they went bad. When you ask him, "Do you have the receipt or did you bring the old ones in?" He says no. He has been doing this for years. And what do we do!?!?!?!?!? Oh we just give him new ones. Did we have a contest for "Free Strawberries For Life" that I didn't know about?! I don't think so. So dude comes into TJ's last night, I see him, I tell all the bosses, and I let all the part timers know, "If this dude comes through your line and has 2 things of strawberries, call management. So what happens?! oh he comes through the store, goes to the register, shows the cashier his SHIT she calls a boss, and my f'ing boss OK'S it. So its official, I give up. I hope he comes in and has made a bomb with all the strawberries he's been stealing and blows the place up.

3) The last one, which was difficult to pick out considering that there are so many instances where I want someone to come up and just end it all, I think this particular BITCH takes the cake. This asian woman (once again, not racist, but hey if the shoe fits....) comes through my line. First of all, when I ask you the f'ing "How are you doing?" question...just freaking answer it, you know I dont care, but shit, humor me. So I ask her and she gives me a smile that in every other conversation would suggest that she either had gas or really needed to use the restroom. So I'm already pissed. So I go through the transaction, moving as quickly as possible before I jump over my register at the woman who is now rifling though the things on my side of the register, and not bagging her own shit. anyways. So the transaction is almost done, I finished bagging her stuff in the bags she brought. and I hand her a receipt. Now for those of you who dont know, trader joes has an ongoing contest where if you Bring your own bags, you can fill out a raffle ticket and be entered in a contest for a $25 gift card. So this woman takes her receipt and just holds her hand out.....(another pet peive. ask using words, not gestures) so I ask "What?" she goes.. "Raffle tickets" ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jessssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssss h. I give her a ticket and continue on to my other customers...She then interupts me and goes, dont I get 4? one for each bag? I said no, she continues to bitch saying "well at the other store they give me one for each bag." To which I replied..."We're not the other store, you have a great day." stupid stupid STUPID cunt.

So enough with the negative energy. I love everything else. Live 105 rules, friends rule, boyfriend rules (most of the time) END!

Best Friends For LIFE!

Ok...so I had possibly the most INTERESTING day EVER.

My best friend maggie and I decided to walk around Lake Chabot. Mind you, this lake is f-ing HUGE!!!

So we're walking... and we're still walking. Flinching at every bug and butterfly (we are both afraid of them) that we see. A huge leaf??? yeah thought it was a butterfly and sent us both running and screaming only to end up laughing our asses off because of what we did.

So we're still walking. "Holy shit a snake!!!!" little miss i love reptiles says to me....IT WAS A FUCKING RATTLE SNAKE. so I go sprinting up the hill. damn near pissed my pants.... My cell phone rings..causing a strong vibration in my backpack which made me jump about 20 ft. in the air and i ran from it. Then realizing what it was, we laughed some more.

So about 2 hours later about about 10 miles later we realize we're completely fucking lost. We come to a street, its SKYLINE AND GOLF LINKS ROAD. for those of you who aren't sure what i'm talking about but are from my area, we walked from LAKE CHABOT, TO THE OAKLAND ZOO. We then freaked out.

So we debate, make some phone calls, and end up being PICKED UP BY THE OAKLAND POLICE, and driven home by her mother. It was HILARIOUS.

Best day ever.

Shhhmmmeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh!

So, other than the fact that I just bit my lip, and totally bombed my math final, today is going alright.



I had the worst night last night. Work sucked, boyfriend sucked, nothing was on tv, and I was in a shit mood. But now everything is ok.



As of right now I am listening to The Woody Show highlights from today. prettttttttttttty funnnnny!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a pointless blog... no reason for it. Well boredum prehaps, but thats about it.

Ugggggggggggh....

I'm in the shittiest of shit shit shit moods right now.

I have so much frustration built up in me that I feel like I am going to lose it any second.

I have a raging thought in my head, and it sucks to have, and I don't want to have it because it sounds like such a grouchy thing to say/think. But here we go.

I spend 4 days out of my 7 a week. (that 192 days out of the year. over half) that I sit there, and go OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY to cheer people, some who I don't give a shit about, up. explain that. I am so sick and tired of trying to make people smile, and trying to make everyone happy around me, when I'm having a rough time. There is an exception. There are people who appreciate me. Some people really love the fact that I'm upbeat 98% of the time, and they let me know and they give me some positive energy. Its the people who just fucking shrug me off. They take the nice things that I have to say, or the compliments, jokes, comments, anything I can to help their day out, and they throw them back in my face with snide remarks or just nothingness. I quit. I'm not responsible for peoples happiness or unhappiness. I don't care anymore. People need to learn to get ouside of themselves. Until then, I just won't care.

Now that's off my chest. I'm going to go do some SUPER DOOPER POOPER SCOOPER math homework!

I Laik Daht, and I HELLA don't Laik DAHT.

Mmmmmmmmmmmk. So its time to write another fun filled, boredum caused, blog. woot!

So went to work on Monday. (6-f***ing 3 am) and worked my ass off. Came to find that I am SO not made out for construction. I had to take down my whole section (10 shelves which added up to be about 9.5 ft. tall) move them across the store, put them back up, and restock them. ONLY TO FIND OUT that my boss is going to have me move them allll again this coming Sunday!! Whoooptie fucking doo. right?? ugh anyways. That night i managed to slice my hand not once but TWICE with a razor blade, and get my thumb smashed inbetween 2 pieces of metal. fun fun FUN!!! It was an ok night though, I got everything up and looking pretty. Thank God.

Next day (Tuesday) I woke up, went to el school-o, excited to see my grade on that speech I "nailed"...WRONG. I got an 85%. So not good enough. I am PISSED!! I thought I did super good, oh well.

Speaking of speech. I went to speech night on Friday (for extra credit) and had to sit through 2 hours of talking. Some of them were awesome, dont get me wrong, but this one bitch. OH GOD. she irked the shit out of me. She was the biggest liberal, cry baby sissy wimp, hippie, "everything is George Bush's fault" bitch I have ever seen. It made me sick. She sat there and basically talked and continued to prove by running her mouth that she had no idea what she was talking about. God people like that piss me off.

Actually, I'm going to rant for a hot second. All these fucking people, who bitch and moan about how "George Bush is dumb, or George Bush is a horrible President, or George Bush is killing our troops, or George Bush is the cause of all evil in this country....." enrage me. NEWS FLASH FUCK HEADS, I would love to see you take your little sorry asses down to the White house, have someone commit a Terrorist act on your country, and have the entire country look to you as to what you will do, and see how you handle it. I bet....no no no, i KNOW that you would all stick your little picket sign holding tails between your fucking legs and run to your house made of recycled fertalizer, and rock back and forth in a corner, praying that someone would come along, snap their fingers and that it would all just go away. This man, George Bush, that you claim is so horrible, spends every waking moment of his life trying to keep us safe and make sure that the people of this country aren't hurt or attacked in anyway. Dude, sounds like a total satan to me. This war we are fighting you say has no cause, right? Well lets play the "what if" game for a minute. What if we did decide to hold off and not do anything because "we weren't sure if they had anything or any intention of attacking us"...and they attacked us and thousands of Americans died...who's fault would it be??? thats right, George Bush. right? but because we took innitiative and went there first, its now a horrible thing? You guys have no brains. And for those people who waste their lives away standing on the corner with the signs that claim "Meaningless war!!" and "Support our Troops" at the same time, your contradicting yourselves idiots. How would you feel if you were risking your life in another country, and someone called the cause you were fighting for "meaningless". Not so hot huh? You people piss me off. And you claim to be Americans? How American is it to turn your fellow American's against your leader who is doing everything he can to make YOU happy? Ugh, i need to stop. Go shower and get a life.

Anyways, i needed to get that out of my system. I have the Woody Show tomorrow which I am STOKED for!!! fun fun!!! And now i'm off to relax!